Flight of the Conchords have been booked for a January gig at the new O2 arena in London which seats 20,000 people.
CONCHORDSINTHEUKOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!
I am bouncing off the walls now.
Pairing: Bret/Jemaine
Rating: R-ish?
Warnings: Slash, fluff.
Disclaimer: Think you I own FOTC? 'Tis untrue! 'Tis untrue!
This is the last part, btw.
Flufftastic!
Pairing: Bret/Jemaine
Rating: R-ish?
Warnings: Slash, fluff.
Disclaimer: Think you I own FOTC? 'Tis untrue! 'Tis untrue!
GOURRY IS MY HERO
( Also in Slayers spoilers... )
And now I return to being normal.
Today I rode/played Toy Story Mania for the first time since June and got my third highest high score of all time, which was fun, and traded a giant bag of pins. I then went to Epcot with
I also got quite badly sunburned, but it was totally worth it. And when I came home and downloaded Slayers Revolution, I ate a giant bowl of pasta. Today was good.
Pairing: Bret/Jemaine
Rating: PG13 this part, possibly R-ish overall.
Warnings: Slash, fluff, Dave.
Disclaimer: If you think this really happened, well...well I don't blame you. But it didn't. And I didn't get paid for it either.
Link to story at my Lj
Pairing: Bret/Jemaine
Rating: PG13 this part, possibly R-ish overall.
Warnings: Slash, fluff, Dave.
Disclaimer: If you think this really happened, well...well I don't blame you. But it didn't. And I didn't get paid for it either.
This weekend... will be discussed under the cut. :)
( Don't Stop Believin'! )
Tomorrow AJ and I celebrate 11 months. Just wow. :) Almost at a year! So happy.
Other than that, I love hanging out in Eddy with Sylvana, Joe, and Dita. Sometimes Alex and Jay join us. We are trying to get the 2nd floor lounge to be all cool. But the 3rd floor is still the place to be.
OH OH OH OH! I might be visiting John (AJ's old roomie) next weekend or the weekend after with AJ. Can't wait. John is so amazing. We like to say random shit to one another. Hahahahha. And we also might go to Montauk.
And then in October, our one year comes along. We are seeing Legally Blonde, going out to eat (I am surprising him with the restaurant, don't wanna post it here in case he sees it), and then going to Central Park for the sunset. He said he also has some surprises for me. I am making him a few as well. >:) Mu hahahahah!
So life is good. As it should be!
Talk to you all later!
♥Heathy
One of my roflbot pics slipped through the net. I don't know why I haven't posted it before, because I kind of love it:
'British music magazine Q interviewed newlywed Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie who told the magazine that season two of "Flight of the Conchords" is likely to be the last on HBO.'
*lol* 'newlywed Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie'! Congratulations to both of them. I hope they'll be very happy together. And I hope I can film them being very happy together.
Title: The Next Nine Months
Fandom: Flight of the Conchords
Pairing: Bret/Jemaine
Rating: PG13 for swearing and light slash?
Warnings: Swearing; light slash; fiction about real people; fiction that is kind of long, so maybe you should get a comfortable chair.
Word Count: 5900 words.
Disclaimer: Nope, I don’t own Flight of the Conchords, not associated with either Bret or Jemaine, etc. etc. This is not an attempt to defame anyone mentioned in the story below, as it is totally fictional, ie. made up, and therefore not what we would class as ‘real’.
Notes: This is loosely based on a fic by
kyrafic who wrote a simply fantastic story called ‘Farmers and Ghosts’, which is up there in the list of ‘greatest fics I’ve ever read in my life’. If you appreciate any of the following things – Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello or Really Phenomenally Written Stories About Growing Up And Being Okay Anyway – or really good stories in general – than I strongly recommend it.
I had to split it up into two parts because the first post was too long, but it's meant to be read as one whole thing. Also, I can't get the formatting right! So if some words seem randomly blue or weirdly situated or something, it's not me trying to be cutesy, it's an evil demon. Seriously, I don't know how to fix it!
Also, you guys, I just don’t know anymore. I hope this fic works. I hope you like it.
Summary: Making the show.
They both agreed that it was a weird way to get into acting.
Myself, my boyfriend and his staunchly Catholic parents were discussing his sister's tattoos and piercings, with my stepdaughter playing nearby.
MUM: ...but she doesn't have any piercings in her bellybutton. That can be very dangerous. Or her nipples.
STEPDAUGHTER: *lolusaidnipples*
MUM: Well she might need to use them for something later.
STEPDAUGHTER: Like what?!
MUM: Feeding a baby.
ME: But men's nipples aren't good for anything.
STEPDAUGHTER: Yes they are.
ME: Oh yeah? What are they for?
STEPDAUGHTER: Transmitting data back to Earth.
Overheard playing in the bath, pretending to be a reporter, apparently interviewing Bret at the end of Petrov Yelyena and Me:
STEPDAUGHTER:
What's your name?
Bret the head.
Why are you just a head?
My friends ate me in a boat.
What are they, cannibals or something?
Yes.
Back to the studio.
And, finally, continuing the theme of PYAM:
ME: Go and brush your teeth.
STEPDAUGHTER: How can I? You have eaten all of my leg!
I wonder how many of us there are who cannot imagine the baby without putting sideburns and square glasses on it. ^_^
Author:
Pairing/Characters: Bret talking about Jemaine to a sympathetic observer
Word Count: 926
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
Summary: No, I know he's real, only for some reason I keep imagining him as well. Imaginary Jemaine. He's not very good at catching Frisbees, but he appreciates edible portraiture and makes really good time on the stationary bike… yeah, I suppose it might be a bit weird.
Do You Know What I'm Seeing? at my fic journal
Turned out that Bret was competing in an Olympic triathalon, but he came last. My boyfriend's sister won.
Part 4: Dissipation (or ‘This Didn’t Happen’)
Pairing(s) in the story: Jemaine/Bret (Flight of the Conchords)
Author Name/Pen Name: she_burns1
Beta: lordstarfish
Disclaimer: I do not own Flight of the Conchords, or Hbo, or Bret, or Jemaine…though I will glad take donations of Bret/Jemaine!
Rating of story: PG-13
Word Count: 1,854
Warnings: Steaminess ahoy!
Brief summary: There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm-Willa Cather
Notes: Here be the end! Another round of applause for the lovely beta, Ms.
When Jemaine woke it was very, very dark
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Join it, FOTC fans! :)
Next Wednesday is our 11 month mark. I am still shocked. I love him so much.
Tonight was awesome. Sylvana and I hung around, being awesome. We raped... I mean, attacked Sofie's door with sticky notes saying random shit. Then Joe (Sylvana's boyfriend), Alex (Joe's roomie), Sylvana & I went to get pizza, some movies, and then came back. We watched Alien versus Predator - Requiem. We basically pretended that everything was a raptor. BUNS. RAPTORS ROCK.
So now, things are calming down. But shit man, we just loved making fun of raptors, Arnold Schwarzenegger doing the voice overs for nature documentaries, sex-ed tapes, and miracle of life movies, and other crazy shit.
I really missed Adelphi, but I still loved spending the summer with my friends. <3
But now it is back to school. My first (and only) class tomorrow is Linear Algebra at noon. Shit man. And again, this weekend I am back with my love.
He was so sweet. He got me some earrings, three bracelets, a shirt, 2 dozen roses and a beautiful ring with my birthstone on it. He said that this year has been the best year of his life. He told me he was going to give it to me for our 1 year anniversary, but since it has almost technically been a year since we met, he told me he would give it to me now. He said that the moment I came into his life, I changed it for the better. I cried.
Life is good. ♥
RAPTORS.
♥Heathy
Part 3: Energy Spending (or ‘Take My Breath Away’)
Pairing(s) in the story: Jemaine/Bret (Flight of the Conchords)
Author Name/Pen Name: she_burns1
Beta:
Disclaimer: I do not own Flight of the Conchords, or Hbo, or Bret, or Jemaine…though I will glad take donations of Bret/Jemaine!
Rating of story: PG
Word Count: 1,903
Brief summary: There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm-Willa Cather
Notes: I never listed how many part this whole story has! Silly me! This story has only 4 parts…so after this bit I’m posting today, the next thing I post will be the end! :D
“They keep playing this song now. First they were playing the ‘Danger Zone’ too much and now it’s this ‘Breathless’ tune.”
